(Romanji)

Mou sugu shinsaku da ne
Sou da ze
Konkai no shujinkou wa mata atashi ka na
Iya, ore ni kimatteru ze
I-ya, atashi da
ore da!
Ja, shoubu de kimattara?
Joutou da ze!

Touhou shiriizu shujinkou to iu kyara tte
Hakurei miko to futsuu no ma ji shan-san
Demo docchi? Hora docchi? Hontou no shujin-san
Re-rei (mu!) Ma-ri (sa!) hontou wa dare dare dare please!

Reimu:
Sora toberu akai fuku karei kyoku
Hakurei Reimu ttte raimu chotto chigatteru
tte nanno kyoku tonikaku tsuzukeru
Kyupacchi jidai kara miko yatteru
Pacchi shitetemo kawaranu
Shuujin wa atashi nanda kimatteru!

Marisa:
Furui jidai dakara tte ore mo shitan da ze
Futsuu mahoutsukai no marisa da ze
Shu jin kou wa
Dare ni shiyou ka shoubu da ze

Both:
DAN-DAN bouryokudan
Get set! Bomu standbai
GAN-GAN maryokugan
Show time! Reeza gan
Ha! saigo da Spell Card dai kakusei
Kinchoukan kowashite
Nanto baka baka shii MEIN KYARAA!

Reimu:
Motte yuke
Hontou no mein kyarakuta watashi no hazu
Miko fuku dakara desu ketsuron

Marisa:
Yappari okashii ze
Fuku no kawaisa nara
Majo fuku no hou ga yappa kawaii

Both:
Mou iya da! minasan ga kimetara, nee?
Erande! (yey!) Kimete! (yey!) Saa docchi docchi please?!

Reimu:
Miko fuku Majo fuku
Kuraberu kansou toka mada shiterun ru
Docchi katsu docchi futsuu
Konna shoubu tte yappari dekinu!

Marisa:
Mikake ja wakannai nandakara
Betsubetsu idea toka kangaetara
Mein kyara wa dou kimetara!

Both:
MUN MUN! komatta
Nanka! Need idea
RAN-RAN ruu ran ran
Makudo gyagu neta
STOP! Shimatta, nande kou natta
Dandan mukatsuku natta
Danmaku shoubu de II KARA!!

Reimu:
Motte kure
Ooi kazu no danmaku atashi no superu
Kouhaku miko no saishuu heiki

Marisa:
Ore mo Makenai ze
Furu sukuriin no mahou cannon
Final Supaaku to iu saishuu kaado

Both:
Dou omou! Danmaku wa chikara da, ze!
Buchinuite! (ei!) Kowase! (ei!) Saa dokkan dokkan weeee!

Uwa minna dou nattenda?
Zenmetsu da ze korya yabai yo
Genin wa atashitachi no danmaku shoubu tte wake?
Sou kamo da ze…
tte minna bara bara jan?! Pawaa appu ni natta?!
Oi Reimu, dou mitemo kore yabai ze, oretachi no sei de, jiken ga…
M-maa, ochitsuite Marisa. Konna toki
koso, yappari…
Yappari…?
Hakurei Jinja he kaerou, nanmo shiranai furi de
M-maa kondo wa ichiyou sansei shita ze
Ahahahahaha!
Ahahahahahahahaha!
K-kyou wa ii tenki desu neeee
Sou desu ne Marisa-chan!
-chan tte yobunatte kimochi warii

Both:
ZUN ZUN bomu rensa
Look out! Danmaku da!
YAA YAA! Yacchatta
Minna! zenmetsu da
STOP! Shimatta, yappa akireta
Nannanda konna zamaa
Nanto baka baka shii MEIN KYARAA!

Reimu:
Motte yuke
Hontou no mein kyarakuta watashi no hazu
Miko fuku dakara desu ketsuron

Marisa:
Yappari okashii ze
Fuku no kawaisa nara
Majo fuku no hou ga yappa kawaii

Both:
Nanda kanda dakedo ne
Yoku kangaetemiru
Futari gumi no shujinkou ii janai?

Both:
Touhou shiriizu shujinkou to iu kyara wa
Hakurei miko to futsuu no ma ji shan-san
Demo yappa? Hora yappa? Shujin futari de ii ya
Re-rei (mu!) Ma-ri (sa!) hiiro wa pachi pachi pachi please!

Iikagen ni shiro!
Arigatou gozaimashita!